xo

I love you. Very much.

cheese with my whine

I was introduced to Clients From Hell today and I ran across this post. I'm pretty sure that they had me in mind when they were posting it.

love letter

Dear B,

I ran across this note that you left in a customer's account:

"B read the note returned with the late book and was not impressed with the feeble and ridiculous attempt to pass it off as being written by a 5 year old. Regardless of any potential subterfuge, the excuse was far from sound and B recommends the fine remain in full."

I love you.

Sincerely,
Nellee

How I Did Your Mother

I'm not the kind of girl to kiss and tell, but I had a sex dream last night that involved myself and Ted Mosby.
Yeah, that's right.
I had a sex dream about a TV character. Not the actor who plays him, but the character.

The Name Game

Patrons that I have bestowed nicknames upon (because
I don't actually know their names):

Buster Poindexter
The Gambler
Janis Joplin
John Bender
K-PAX
Stinky Pants Dad

A real LOL riot

I hate it when people tack on "lol" at the end of some lame statement. I highly doubt that whatever it is that they have just written truly made them lol. It feels phony and it's fucking annoying.