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Listening to NPR tonight and heard this on the "karaoke" show.

It's brilliant.

The dictionaraoke site doesn't seem to be up, but I think it may have something to do with the increased traffic rather than a permanent problem. (Fingers crossed.)

yabba dabba do?

Saw a picture of Mikhail Baryshnikov and (insert sexy growl here).
But his feet. Lord, his feet.
They looked like Fred Flintstone's.

gag me with a Cheeto

I'm not sure who the asshole is who thought that the Flamin' Hot Cheetos was a good idea, but I would like to punch him in the face. Those things taste nasty and are hotter then hell. How is a girl supposed to enjoy her pity party of Cheetos and Cape Cods?

I am going to write my senator about this.




p.s. I'm a little, just a little bit, heavily buzzed.

goin' green

Happy St. Patrick's Day, mon chou

pen is envy

I am a ginormous fan of Regretsy and today someone posted a link of reviews for a ballpoint pen on Amazon.co.uk. I haven't read through all 20 pages yet, but so far, they are pretty goddamned funny. So funny, in fact, that I am more than just a little bit jealous. I don't know what's in the water over there, but gimme some.