Friday, June 26, 2009

To be put in the classifieds:

To the guy who was driving too fast in stop-and-go traffic and almost rear-ended me:
Fuck you asshole. And your mother.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

not even a face a mother could love

I just stumbled upon the phenomenon known as "reborn dolls".

They are the kind of dolls that comes alive at night and kill their "parents".
Those dolls are fucking freaky.

Google it.
I dare you.
(Insert maniacal laughter of Vincent Price at the end of Thriller.)

something that I love

I love cleaning the magnetic swiper because then the books just zoom off of it.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Nutella, my love

I have my moments where I want smear Nutella all over my face like a Nutella facial. Or at the very least, eat a whole jar in one sitting.