I'm not sure who the asshole is who thought that the Flamin' Hot Cheetos was a good idea, but I would like to punch him in the face. Those things taste nasty and are hotter then hell. How is a girl supposed to enjoy her pity party of Cheetos and Cape Cods?
I am going to write my senator about this.
p.s. I'm a little, just a little bit, heavily buzzed.