love letter

Dear B,

I ran across this note that you left in a customer's account:

"B read the note returned with the late book and was not impressed with the feeble and ridiculous attempt to pass it off as being written by a 5 year old. Regardless of any potential subterfuge, the excuse was far from sound and B recommends the fine remain in full."

I love you.

Sincerely,
Nellee

How I Did Your Mother

I'm not the kind of girl to kiss and tell, but I had a sex dream last night that involved myself and Ted Mosby.
Yeah, that's right.
I had a sex dream about a TV character. Not the actor who plays him, but the character.

The Name Game

Patrons that I have bestowed nicknames upon (because
I don't actually know their names):

Buster Poindexter
The Gambler
Janis Joplin
John Bender
K-PAX
Stinky Pants Dad

A real LOL riot

I hate it when people tack on "lol" at the end of some lame statement. I highly doubt that whatever it is that they have just written truly made them lol. It feels phony and it's fucking annoying.

foul weather friends

I just spent an hour scrolling through Facebook and looking at people that I went to high school with, and it really put me in a foul mood. Just looking at their pictures made me dislike them all over again.

yawn

Glad Påsk

This year Easter for my family meant an interesting white trash lunch at a chain restaurant, working a few Sudoku puzzles and then watching Let The Right One In in a dark room by myself. The movie was kind of lame. It was originally in Swedish and dubbed into English, so it was like watching a freaky Pippi Longstocking movie. But have no fear all ye who hate dubbed movies! According to Wikipedia an English language version will be released later this year. I guess I'm just ahead of the curve.
So... Happy Easter.