love letter

Dear B,

I ran across this note that you left in a customer's account:

"B read the note returned with the late book and was not impressed with the feeble and ridiculous attempt to pass it off as being written by a 5 year old. Regardless of any potential subterfuge, the excuse was far from sound and B recommends the fine remain in full."

I love you.

Sincerely,
Nellee