Tuesday, February 1, 2011

unintentionally naughty, part 3

"He better watch it, or Grandpa is going to grab his raspberries."

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Unintentionally Naughty, parts 1 and 2

part one:
"You can put your pie in my fridge."

part two:
"My ice cream is melting. We need to do it soon."

Thursday, July 29, 2010

related, by marriage

Three thoughts from my day today, with a tiny thread of commonality linking each one:

1. Instead of saying "specifically", my boss says "pacifically".
2. Austin Scarlett looks like a co-worker of mine, sans boobs.
3. Why are all the commercials during Project Runway for OLD PEOPLE? Do they think that because it's on Lifetime only 50+ year old people watch the show?

Monday, July 26, 2010

Friday, July 9, 2010

good food

I had some friends over this evening and it was not as satisfying as I had hoped it would be. Maybe I build these things up too much in my head. Maybe I'm not a good host. It makes me sad and I feel alienated from them. I just want to be with my boyfriend.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

the gang's all here

When the guy working at Carl's Jr. asked me if I wanted ketchup, I said that I wanted 2 ranch dressings. To drive my point home, I held up two fingers on my left hand. But instead of going with the traditional peace sign gesture, I turned my palm towards my body and tilted my hand to the right. So I'm pretty sure I threw the guy a gang sign. La Raza, bitches. Or something like that.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

I'll be the judge of that

reflective sunglasses, especially the ones that are tinted yellow = douchebag