Thursday, December 31, 2009

Auld Lang Syne

Raising our glasses in a toast to the new year, our host proclaimed with swagger
"F*ck 2009!"

And ladies and gentlemen, I couldn't agree more.

Happy New Year

Sunday, December 27, 2009

muscat love

MUSCAT GUMMY CANDY
Its translucent color so alluring and taste and
aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring
feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and
juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

blowback

You know how when you're talking to someone who has bad breath, but you don't know it yet, so you stand at a normal distance from them, and then they say something or laugh and their nasty bad breath shoots out of their mouth and then you get a whiff of it, but you can't move back fast enough without making them feel really self conscience so you move back subtly, but it's too late anyway and you've already smelled the bad breath and maybe can even taste it?
Well.
Did you consider that you are actually swallowing that bad breath and now it's inside your body?
Yum.
"It's so tasty too!"