belly up to the bar

I work with a woman that I suspect is a highly functioning alcoholic. Almost daily, she throws out a comment about her drinking, as if she was commenting on the color of the sky. I've decided, as a homage, that I am going to make a drinking game out of her alcohol-related comments.

I think she'd like that.

tee-hee with a side of boiled bunny

Is it weird or wrong for me to have a crush on the show 30 Rock? Because I do. I have such a thing for that show that if it were a person, I would find out where they lived and drive past their house, hoping to catch a glimpse of them. If we were in high school, I'd leave secret admirer notes in their locker. I might even send them flowers.

In case it wasn't obvious, I was kind of stalkery with my crushes back in the day.

if punching is wrong, I don't want to be right

Is it wrong that sometimes I just want to punch certain people?